(Source: sardonical-ly)
Skip to 1:50 for the part when he sees purple.
“Is this Purple?”
“Yes”
“WHAT THE FUUUCK”
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
Because…bagels.
I hate these things, but oh my goodness I need this today. *fingers crossed*
THE BAGEL WORKS!!! I JUST FOUND OUT I’LL BE GETTING A RAISE AND A PROMOTION!!!
BURN YOU GLUTEN-OUS BASTARD BURN WITH ALL THE MIGHTY POWERS OF YOUR WICKED SORCERY!!!
DUDE, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DESERVE IT!
fine
at least its positive
(Source: slavery)
This woman repeatedly raped an eight year old boy over the course of two years. That she got a year in prison for one of the most egregious examples of rape by a single individual in recent history isn’t all that unexpected. I’m more interested in this:
Do you see what I see?
“Had sex with”
“She first slept with”
“would have regular intercourse”
“three counts of sexual intercourse”
A Nation run by Feminists where a grown woman can molest an eight year old boy repeatedly and neither the word Rape or “Molest” are mentioned once.
Keep this in mind because the exact same article describes the boy as bragging twice.
Why? Because thanks to Feminists what she did isn’t considered rape.
This is why we need Feminism.
“Although consideration of male victims is within the scope of the legal statutes, it is important to restrict the term rape to instances where male victims were penetrated by offenders. It is inappropriate to consider as a rape victim a man who engages in unwanted sexual intercourse with a woman.” - Feminist Researcher Mary P. Koss (Fun Fact, she’s also where you get your 1 in 5 rape statistic from! Because you’re a horrible human being.)
Thankfully another Woman reaps the benefits of Feminist driven policy. Even if that means she can violate an eight year old boy repeatedly over the course of two years and get out a year after being sentenced.
Cue legions of Feminists carrying on about how Feminism had nothing to do with this. <-Has Everything to do with this.
Yeah, whatever.
Either you concede that women are weaker, frail creatures that need protecting more than men… or you demand equal punishment for equal crimes. You can’t have it both ways feminists.
You know no one on here is going to reblog this
I guess all 1200 notes are robots then…
You know how many notes this would have if a young man raped, pardon, slept with, an eight year old girl fifty times over two years and got a year in prison?
Someone’s acting like 1,200 notes on a post about rape on tumblr is “hur dur a lot of notes!”????
Please. I’d bet my fucking blog a good half of those are feminists crying “NAFALT!” and “No real feminist would defend this!”
